What do you call a flying elephant?
An ele-coptor
Why was the spider on the keyboard?
He was trying to checkout his web-site!
What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up?
Lazy bones!
What is the hottest part of the room?
The corner. It is always about 90 degrees!
Why was the mathematician late for work?
He took the rhombus (wrong bus)!
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue restaurant?
To buy spare ribs!
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