If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays two nights and leaves on Friday, how is this possible??
His horse’s name is Friday!
Why didn’t the icicle go to school?
He’s too cool for school!
Why did the typewriter reject the pencil?
She wasn’t his type.
What do you call an bear that has no teeth.
A gummy bear!
What do you call a camel without humps?
Hump-free! (Humphrey!)
What is Beethoven doing right know?
He’s decomposing!
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