What illness did the roof have?
Shingles!
Why do tigers have stripes?
So, they aren’t spotted!!
If money doesn’t grow on trees…
Then, why do banks have branches!
Why are cats smarter than dogs?
You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled thru the snow!
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by the steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”
Warped Wisdom: Don’t sweat the petty stuff and…
Don’t pet the sweaty stuff!!
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