What is shorter than a second , but longer than an eon(1,000,000)?
A hour!(second has 6 letters, eon 3, hour 4)
Why do bikes fall over?
Because they’re two-tired!
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
Why shouldn’t you press a four leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck!
Where do horses go shopping?
Old-neighy (Old Navy)!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look like you’re a little pail!
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