Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!
What do you call a swimming feline?
An aqua-puss!
What do you call a pizza restaurant after hours?
Pizza Shut.
What are a tree’s top 3 favorite kinds of math?
GeomeTREE, TWIGonometry, or LOGic.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor!
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
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