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From Zeeshot, 10 years old, Bronx, New York

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I’ve got my eye on you!
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Filed Under: Weather

From shane, 9 years old, OKC

What would George Washington do if he was ever asked for his ID?

He would whip out a quarter!
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Filed Under: People

From anthony, 5 years old, Niagara Falls, Canada

What did chicken say when he got in the doctor’s office?

Let’s check in chicken! (Check-in!)
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Filed Under: Chicken

From Alec, 6 years old, Canada

What do you get when you add two u’s together?

Double U! (W)
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Filed Under: Alphabet

From Jake Brand, 8 years old, Florida

Jeff and Dave went into a tiger’s cave. Who came out alive?

The tiger!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Re, 3 years old

Ben: Pete and Repeat got in a car. Pete got out who was left?

Mike: Repeat.

Ben: Pete and Repeat got in a car. Pete got out who was left?
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Filed Under: Transportation

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