Which letter in the alphabet likes to nap?
The letter zzzzzzz!
What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain!
Why did the cows always run away?
Because they were cowards!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What types of candy goes to school?
Nerds, Smarties, and Dum Dums!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Catsup! (Catch up!)
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