What happened when the eye doctor fell into his lens grinder?
He made a spectacle of himself!
What do you call a crazy magician?
A luna-trick (lunatic)!
What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyes?
Do you think he saur-us (saw us)?
The other day a man came to my front door, asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool.
So, I gave him a small glass of water!
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock!
How do you cure a headache?
Put your head thru a window & and the pane will go away!
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