What’s the easiest way to get on tv?
Sit on it!
Why didn’t the Sun go to university?
Because he already had 1 million degrees!
What do you call a cat that’s afraid of the dark?
A scaredy cat!
What’s a vampire’s favorite dog?
A bloodhound!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saw-us?!
Why were the two baby cookies crying?
Because their mommy was crumby and their daddy was a wafer so long!
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