What do you call a sheep that doesn’t listen?
Baaaa-d!
What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Nice to MEAT you!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
Because he heard he could get a crown there!
A red house is made of red bricks. A orange house is made of orange bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What would a green house made of?
Glass!
What can hold without using your hands?
Your breath!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to dance with!
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