Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
You’re in a jungle and you have one bullet. There is a Tiger on the left and a Jaguar on the right. How do you escape the jungle?
You shoot the tiger and drive away in the Jaguar!
What did the electrician say to his co-worker?
Watts up?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he’s isn’t a chicken!
What type of candy can time travel?
Now and Later!
How does an octopus go into battle?
Armed!
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