Why did they call the medieval period the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights!
Doctor, Doctor, I’ve broken my leg in two places.
Doctor: Well, don’t go back to those two places!
How do you spell candy with only two letters?
C and Y!
What illness did the roof have?
Shingles!
Why do tigers have stripes?
So, they aren’t spotted!!
If money doesn’t grow on trees…
Then, why do banks have branches!
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