Jokes By Kids

From Ethan, 9 years old, New York

What has four legs but can’t walk?

A chair!

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From Ethan, 9 years old, New York

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A hot dog!

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From Anas, 10 years old, London

Why can’t the leopard escape from the zoo??

It is always spotted!

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From Chris Nelson, 15 years old, Maryland

What do you call a patriotic dog?

A Yankee Doodle Poodle!

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From Julia, 10 years old, Spring Lake, New Jersey

What state sneezes the most?

Mass-achoo-setts!

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From Blue, 3 years old

What do you get when you plant tears?

BLUEberries!

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