What do you get when chickens lays their eggs on the roof of a barn?
Egg rolls!
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when it was raining?
It can rain cats & dogs, but it can’t reindeer!
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive!
Why did the toilet paper go down the road?
To get to the bottom!
What kind of cow can talk?
A cowboy!
Have you seen the movie constipation?
Of course not, because it never came out!
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