What month do you always walk in?
March!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herd.
Herd, who?
I heard you were home, so I came over!
Why did the banana go to the doctors office?
He had a splitting headache!
Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Because he could never lie!!
Why did the newspaper blush?
He saw the comic strip!
Why didn’t the skeleton see the scary movie?
He didn’t have guts!
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