What do you call a sheep that doesn’t listen?
Baaaa-d!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
Because he heard he could get a crown there!
A red house is made of red bricks. A orange house is made of orange bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What would a green house made of?
Glass!
What can hold without using your hands?
Your breath!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to dance with!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
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