Why couldn’t the young pirate go to the movies?
It was rated R! (ARRRH!)
An old woman and her young granddaughter lived alone. One day the woman was sick. It happened to be a Sunday, so she sent her granddaughter to church alone.
When the girl came back, her grandmother asked her how she behaved.
She said, “Oh, Grandma, I was so good you couldn’t believe it! When they passed me a plate of money, I said, ‘No thank you!'”
Where did the pencil go for summer vacation?
Pennsylvania!
Why can`t a glass tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him!
What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?
Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
What does a vampire use for a bathtub?
A blood bath!
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