What do you call a dog with no legs?
A hot dog!
Why can’t the leopard escape from the zoo??
It is always spotted!
What do you call a patriotic dog?
A Yankee Doodle Poodle!
What state sneezes the most?
Mass-achoo-setts!
What do you get when you plant tears?
BLUEberries!
Why didn’t the fly land on the computer?
Because it didn’t want to get caught in the web!
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