Why did the banana go to the doctors office?
He had a splitting headache!
Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Because he could never lie!!
Why did the newspaper blush?
He saw the comic strip!
Why didn’t the skeleton see the scary movie?
He didn’t have guts!
What kind of food do race car drivers prefer?
Fast food!
What is the difference between a sad ghost and a cow with a sore throat?
One boos sadly, the other moos badly!
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