Why did the cow cross the road??
To get to the udder side!
What is a computers favourite snack?
Microchips!
Did you know we were built upside down?
Our nose runs and our feet smell!
How does the crab call his friends?
He uses his shell (cell) phone!
Why couldn’t the apple look out of the window?
Because Apple (company) doesn’t use Windows (Microsoft Windows)!
Two friends are talking. The one friend says to the other friend, I haven’t slept in days!” The second friend says, “Really? Why?
Because I sleep at night!
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