Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Because he shot the ball!
Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?
Because they were in the colonies!
Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!
Don’t worry sir the spider in your salad will eat it!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What instrument does a computer like best?
A keyboard!
What do you call an egg that’s moving?
An egg roll!
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