Why couldn’t the cow cross the street?
The traffic wasn’t mooooving!/div>
Why did the farmer win first prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field! (Out standing in his field!)
Why did the fungi leave the party?
There wasn’t mushroom! (Much room)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip, who?
2.Philip my bag of candy!
What did the math teacher say to the book?
You have a lot of problems!
What number is a food?
Pi! (Pie)
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