You have one match, a wooden stove, a candle, and an oil lamp. Which one do you light first?
The Match.
A man is living in the U.S.A. Why can’t he be buried in Canada?
Because he is still living!
What do you call a baby star?
A sun!
What did the electrician say to his co-worker?
Watts up?
Which animal lies all the time?
The Lion!
What is an idiot’s favorite candy?
Dum Dum suckers!
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