Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl?
Because the “p” is silent!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?
Because it was high school!
What do you call a cranky cow?
Mooooooody!
What’s the worst thing you can eat at the cafeteria?
The food!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him. He is not going to come!
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