What is the hardest part about being a human cannonball?
To do your job correctly, you’ll have to be fired!
There is an electric train going west and the wind is blowing east. Which way does the steam blow?
It’s an electric train, there is no steam!
Bella: If Mr. Purple lives in the purple house, Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house?
Katie: Um…. Mr. White?
Bella: No silly! The President!
What is the longest word in the world?
Smiles. There is a mile between the s’s!
Why did the shark go across the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
Where do ghosts go to send their mail?
The GHOSTOFFICE!
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