There’s this guy on a game show and he has one last question.
What are two of Santa’s reindeer’s? The guy answers, “Rudolph and Olive.” The game show host asks, “How do you explain Olive?”
You know, Olive the other reindeer!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?
Because it was high school!
What do you call a cranky cow?
Mooooooody!
What’s the worst thing you can eat at the cafeteria?
The food!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him. He is not going to come!
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