What do you call a telescope in a rainbow car crash?
A colliding-scope! (kaleidoscope)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Candace.
Candace, who?
All I want to know is, Candace door open or not?
Why does piglet always smell so bad?
Because he is always playing with Pooh!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack!
Bob: Doctor, I think I broke my butt.
Doctor: Why?
Because this one has a crack in it!
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah who?”
“Wow! Are you happy to see me?”
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