Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s not coming back and we don’t know Y.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy.
Little Boy, who?
Little Boy, who can’t reach the doorbell, that’s why I’m knocking!
What do garbage men eat?
Junk food!
If number 2 pencils are popular…
Why are they still number 2?
A cowboy went riding on his horse for 3 days on Tuesday and he came back on Tuesday. How is that possible?
His horses name was Tuesday!
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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