What kind of pea stalks you?
A black eyed pea!
What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?
A watch dog!
“It’s clear,” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”
Kid says, “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!”
Why did the bird fly to the ground?
To steal my fish. Hey! That bird stole my fish!
What body part paints?
The heART!
Boy: Where did you get that dog?
Girl: At the Lost and Hound!
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