How do you get a pig to the hospital?
In a hambulance!
What does the cow say when you get too close to it?
Mooooooooove!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Orange
Orange who?
ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Why did the penguin wear a sweater?
Because it was cold!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roman Catholic!
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