Jokes By Kids

From Matteo Guerrero, 10 years old, Lake Staion, Indiana, USA

Why was the zombie afraid of the judge?

He was afraid he would get a life sentence!

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From Rachel, 7 years old, New York

If April showers bring May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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From Faith, 8 years old, Staten Island

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?

Orange you cute!

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From a 32 year old, 3 years old, and a 2 year old

Doctor, doctor, no one listen to me!

What did you say?

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From The Flying Turtle, 3 years old

How did the skeleton feel after he got hit with a bowling ball?

He felt fine. He had a spare…rib!

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From an anonymous 5 years old, Oklahoma

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan
Ivan, who?

Ivan working on the railroad. Ha, ha, ha!

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