What is black, lives in trees and is very dangerous?
A crow with a machine gun.
Where do rocks go to play golf?
Pebble Beach!
Who was the only orange-flavored President?
Sherbert Hoover!
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes!
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes!
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
You’ve forgotten me already!
Who’s there?
You’ve forgotten me already!
What is a balloon’s least favorite music?
POP music!
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No i deer (no idea).
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