Can February March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a chicken with no feet and no head?
Dinner.
What is the ocean’s favorite brand of laundry detergent?
Tide!
What speed limit does a car go when it’s happy?
100 smiles per hour!!
What sickness did the bird have?
He had the flew!! 🙂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
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