Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bay-guls!
Why was the doctor mad?
Because he had no patients!
My new bike is…
wheely great!
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and tomato?
The lettuce was a head and the tomato had to ketchup!
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung stores?
Guardians of the Galaxy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Oh sorry, did I make you sneeze?
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