Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy.
Little Boy, who?
Little Boy, who can’t reach the doorbell, that’s why I’m knocking!
What do garbage men eat?
Junk food!
If number 2 pencils are popular…
Why are they still number 2?
A cowboy went riding on his horse for 3 days on Tuesday and he came back on Tuesday. How is that possible?
His horses name was Tuesday!
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What does the ocean what it saw the beach?
It waved!
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