Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Orange
Orange who?
ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Why did the penguin wear a sweater?
Because it was cold!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roman Catholic!
Why was the zombie afraid of the judge?
He was afraid he would get a life sentence!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
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