Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock!
What are two reasons people wear diapers?
Number 1 and Number 2!
The policeman said to the wig shopkeeper, “Sorry, we haven’t found your stolen wigs yet,
but we have been combing the the area!”
How do you make a hotdog stand?
Take away its chair!
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bay-guls!
Why was the doctor mad?
Because he had no patients!
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