Jokes By Kids

From Jude Witner, 3 years old

What is a balloon’s least favorite music?

POP music!

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From Swagillisious, 11 years old, San Diego, California

What do you call a deer with no eye?

No i deer (no idea).

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From Abe Deborah, 12 years old, Nigeria

Can February March?

No, but April May.

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From Cazjae Kimbrew, 11 years old, Kentucky

What do you call a chicken with no feet and no head?

Dinner.

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From Madelyn Anne White, 10 years old, Ontario, California

What is the ocean’s favorite brand of laundry detergent?

Tide!

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From Ella :), 8 years old, Jamestown, New York

What speed limit does a car go when it’s happy?

100 smiles per hour!!

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