On April Fool’s Day the farmer thought he would play a joke on the chickens. He put plastic eggs in there instead of real ones. A few minutes later the rooster came in and wasn’t happy.
He went and pecked all the tail feathers off the peacock!
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From JokesBoy, 10 years old, USA
On April Fool’s Day the farmer thought he would play a joke on the chickens. He put plastic eggs in there instead of real ones. A few minutes later the rooster came in and wasn’t happy.
From Damon, 10 years old, New York
Why can’t you give a balloon to Elsa?
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What did the math book say to the psychologist?
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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh, PA
What did one penny say to the other penny?
From E, 3 years old
What did B say to C?
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