Why did the class bury their teacher in a very, very deep hole?
Because deep, deep down, he was a nice guy!
How was the euphonium invented?
Someone thought the tuba should have a baby.
Why do spiders do so well in computer class?
Because they love the Web!
Dracula: Knock knock!
Frankenstein: Who’s there?
Dracula: Ivana.
Frankenstein: Ivana who?
Dracula: Ivana suck your blood!
What is race car backwards?
The same thing.
Who is the fastest man in the universe?
Adam! Because he was the first in the human race!
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