What do you call a man with no shin?
Tony.
What’s black and white and red all over?
No, not a newspaper. A demon calico kitty cat.
What’s the only kind of dog that doesn’t have a tail?
A hot dog!
What did the cat call the mouse on roller skates?
Meals on wheels!
What do call a bear that has no gums?
A gummy bear!
What did the ghost boy say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
You look boo-tiful!
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