Why is it hard to clean a cheetah?
You can’t get the spots off!
What happens when you drop a hand grenade down a well?
NOEL, NOEL
What do you call a hero with soup on his cape?
A soup-er hero!
Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!
What do you call a frozen kangaroo?
A hopsicle!
What happened when the frog parked in the no parking zone?
He got toad!
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