Where do snowmen keep all their money?
In the snowbank!
What do you get when you cross a lion with an eagle?
A legal.
OK, so you’re in a room with NOTHING in it except a table and a mirror, how do you get out?
You look in the mirror and see what you saw, take that saw and saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, so you crawl through the hole!!!
Knock Knock!
Who`s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita lot of books!
What do you get if you have 1345 peaches and you sell them each for ten dollars?
A sports car!
Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
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