What did the dad boulder say to his son when he was scared to jump over the river?
Don’t be afraid to be a little boulder!
(bolder).
(bolder).
What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Pika-BOO!!!
What is green outside and red inside?
A watermelon.
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
She was trying to make up her mind!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut?
I need some space.
What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?
It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
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