What did the orthodontist give to the marching band?
A tuba toothpaste!
Which gate can’t we enter?
Colgate.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door!
How do you attract a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn’t been invented!
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