Why did the class bury their teacher in a very, very deep hole?
Because deep, deep down, he was a nice guy!
Why do spiders do so well in computer class?
Because they love the Web!
Dracula: Knock knock!
Frankenstein: Who’s there?
Dracula: Ivana.
Frankenstein: Ivana who?
Dracula: Ivana suck your blood!
What is race car backwards?
The same thing.
Who is the fastest man in the universe?
Adam! Because he was the first in the human race!
What do you call a man with no shin?
Tony.
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