What does Count Dracula cross the ocean in?
A blood vessel.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice tie!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What do you call a man who floats on top of the water?
Bobby!
What did the wolf say to his coyote friend when they saw each other?
Hey, Coyote! HOWL are you today?!
Why did the boy come to school with a ladder?
Because it was a high school.
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