What has a bed but doesn’t sleep?
A river.
A day without sunshine is …
Night.
What do you get when you stack a bunch of pizzas?
The Leaning Tower of Pizzas!
What’s yellow and stupid?
Thick custard!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Possum.
Possum who?
Possum food please, I’m hungry! [pour some]
Why was the policeman in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop.
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