What is a pump that is related to you?
A Pumpkin. (pump-kin)
Do you know why you cannot hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?
Because the p is silent!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
The contraction for never is not ever. The contraction for blush is blood rush. What’s the contraction for studying?
Student dying.
What’s the raddest aircraft?
The hellacopter.
Why did the star get arrested?
Because it was a shooting star! 🙂
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