Why did the man put his clock on the toaster?
To see time fry!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!!!
It’s greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die. What is it?
Nothing!!
If you were dying and you only had $1 what would you buy?
Lifesavers!
What did the girl pig say to the boy pig?
You are so HAM-some!
What did one vegetarian say to the other?
Lettuce eat!
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