What did the fan say to the other fan?
You blow me away.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora bell was broken so I had to knock knock!
How do monkeys make toast?
Put it under a gorilla (grill)!
Why was the stadium hot after the football game?
The fans all left!
What building has two stories?
A library.
Teacher: Give me a sentence that has the words defence, defeat, and detail.
Student: When the horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail.
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