What do pirates eat?
Fish and ships!
Jack: Say, Jill, however did you get that bump on your nose?
Jill: Well, I bent down to smell a brose in my garden, and…
Jack: There is no “b” in rose.
Jill: There was in this one!!
Where do snowmen keep all their money?
In the snowbank!
What do you get when you cross a lion with an eagle?
A legal.
OK, so you’re in a room with NOTHING in it except a table and a mirror, how do you get out?
You look in the mirror and see what you saw, take that saw and saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, so you crawl through the hole!!!
Knock Knock!
Who`s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita lot of books!
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