Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
She was trying to make up her mind!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut?
I need some space.
What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?
It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
There’s a man who lives in a box. His hair is red. His shoes are red. What color are his stairs?
Boxes doesn’t have stairs!
Need an ark?
I Noah guy!
Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?
Because he didn’t have enough money for an iPad!
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