What is an ant’s favorite subject?
SCI-ANTS!
What do you call a dog near the fire?
A hotdog!
What does the pencil say to the sharpener?
You are shortening my life!
Person 1: You are in a grocery store where each aisle contains food that all starts with the same letter. There are aisles of Q, R, S and T. What aisle comes next??
Person 2: Easy, Aisle of U!
Person 1: I love you too, buddy!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left??
What’s the difference between a mailbox and an elephant’s bottom?
You’re not mailing my letters!!
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