Jokes By Kids

From Leandra, 11 years old, Sydney

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!

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From Jordan Jones, 11 years old, USA

What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?

Stinker Bell!

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From Ashley, 9 years old, Georgia

What has a bed but doesn’t sleep?

A river.

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From Sindi Kristo, 12 years old, Albania

A day without sunshine is …

Night.

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From Armia, 11 years old, Winnipeg, Manitoba

What do you get when you stack a bunch of pizzas?

The Leaning Tower of Pizzas!

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From Emma, 12 years old, England

What’s yellow and stupid?

Thick custard!

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