What do you get if you have 1345 peaches and you sell them each for ten dollars?
A sports car!
Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What did the orthodontist give to the marching band?
A tuba toothpaste!
Which gate can’t we enter?
Colgate.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door!
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