Jokes By Kids

From Sean is Awesome, 15 years old, California U.S

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn’t been invented!

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From Sean is Awesome, 15 years old, California, U.S

What does Count Dracula cross the ocean in?

A blood vessel.

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From Michael Kim, 10 years old, California

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice tie!

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From Sean is Awesome, 15 years old, California, U.S

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?

Bless you!

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From Kikicocolulu, 11 years old, England

What do you call a man who floats on top of the water?

Bobby!

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From MacKenzie Bushek, 11 years old, USA

What did the wolf say to his coyote friend when they saw each other?

Hey, Coyote! HOWL are you today?!

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