Why did the computer go to the doctor??
Because it had a virus.
Why do fish play tennis so poorly?
They try to avoid getting too close to the net!
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
Irrelephant!
My friend said that he wanted a cat good for mice. So I decided to give him one. I bought the cat and gave it to my friend. A few days later, though, he complained. “This cat doesn’t even care about catching mice!”
I replied, “Well isn’t that good for the mice?”
I think sheep jokes are….
Baaaa-d
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
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