Why did the star get arrested?
Because it was a shooting star! 🙂
Where do sheep live?
In Baaaaa-gdad!
I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.
My yo-yo? It never came back.
– courtesy of James Patterson
How do you make seven an even number?
Take the “S” away!
What did the dad boulder say to his son when he was scared to jump over the river?
Don’t be afraid to be a little boulder!
(bolder).
(bolder).
What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Pika-BOO!!!
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