Jokes By Kids

From Avery W., 12 years old, Missouri

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran out of juice!

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From Jax Murphy, 8 years old, Florida

Why can’t leopards hide?

Cause they’re always spotted!

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From Kate, 8 years old, Brielle

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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From Mia, 9 years old, US

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick!

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From Tewww, 3 years old, T town

What do ghosts’ kids eat?

Boo-berry pie and I scream!

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From Elizabeth, a grownup, Bradford

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisstory!

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