Why did the dirty chicken cross the road and then cross back?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
What do you call a good looking dog?
Hot dog!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?
What do you call a cold parrot?
A brr-d!
There were two dads and two sons going to fish, but how come they got only 3 fish?
There were one grandpa, one dad, and a son. The grandpa was the dad of the dad and the dad is the dad of the son. And the dad is the son of the grandpa and the son is the son of the dad!
What do you call a frozen cat?
A catsicle!
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